OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My dad just said "fuck circus"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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