kristin has been a bad kristin
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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