I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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