Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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