Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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