First date: that requires underwear, huh?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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