question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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