Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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