Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
