I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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