How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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