I'd wear matching sweaters with you
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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