Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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