i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
