I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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