Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
