Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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