actually, I'm a sock model
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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