i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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