She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
