North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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