I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
