he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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