do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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