I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm at about main and main street
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am one with the molecules
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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