erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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