Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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