did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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