SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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