But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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