what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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