Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I think weed is turning my hair brown
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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