i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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