you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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