i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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