Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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