Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just found puke in my bra..
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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