How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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