why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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