Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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