She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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