I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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