so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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