dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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