you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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