girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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