Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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