Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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