I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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