At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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