So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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