Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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